Friday, October 24, 2008

Schadenfreude

Back by popular demand, it's CC's Runway Oops!
What’s scarier than these fashion failings? Our occasional joy at witnessing such mishaps!
From Amanda Laine’s crazy brows (right) to broken sandals at Anne Valerie Hash (left), there were some serious atrocities on the Spring 2009 runways!
Brace yourselves, darlings, because some of these shots are horrifying!
Rear view raunch at Marc by Marc Jacobs – ick!
A toe or tow tries to escape at Alexander McQueen and
Matthew Williamson
Donna Karan (it's not as bad as TP, but it's pretty close!)
Marc by Marc Jacobs - ewwwwww.
From too much toe to not enough, at Thakoon (right).
Models’ legs take a serious beating, it seems!
Vera Wang (left)
Bottega Veneta (right)
Marchesa
(Note to self: wear shin guards when playing soccer backstage!)
What's wrong with this picture? Models backstage, courtesy nytimes.com.
Chris Benz
Peter Jensen
Francesco Scognamiglio
Armand Basi One
Halston
Marc Jacobs
Preen
Rock & Republic
A backstage joke? CC highly doubts whether Vera or any of her models feast on donuts! Pic via nytimes.com.
But there’s no use crying over spilled milk (or slipped nips, ill-fitting shoes, etc.), right?
Photo at right: Naomi Watts wearing Michael Kors in the New York Times Style magazine, via nytimes.com.

32 comments:

Emily said...

i understand that some fashion decisions are almost too cool for me to understand. but come on, when your toes are spilling over your shoes? that's never chic.

WendyB said...

"No use crying over nip slips" is going to be my motto from now on.

Pudding and Pie said...

Hehe, you're right. Some of those were pretty scary!

Sharon Rose said...

Hi there-ewww, the toes trying to escape don't look too good, haha!!

Bella said...

Okay, so it just goes to show... no one's perfect, but it's nice to have a little proof that all of those gorgeous women have at least one flaw!

But seriously, my feet hurt just looking at their battle wounds! Ouch!!

Kimberly said...

What is up with the girl with the platinum nip slip? I have never seen a nip that color.

Savvy Mode SG said...

i adore the orange halston dress. i agree with you about those hanging toes. not a pretty sight.

La Belette Rouge said...

The toes escaping from the shoes are just horrible. Really, designers, can you not give the poor models a shoe that fits. Seriously not pretty!

♥ fashion chalet said...

CC, let me know how you do with the hair products! :) Thanks for the comment, so lovely of you to drop by and leave a little note for me. Hoping your weekend is fantastic. Mine will be rainy.. :/

xo/ fashion chalet

LML said...

ooops indeed!

MISS GLITZY said...

I was quite horrified when I saw the toes spilling over shoes. Come on! how can they design shoes like that! Great post!

Lisa said...

oh cc.
these are perfect for a friday.

makes models look human :)
those oh so beautiful ladies.

I hope you have a FABULOUS weekend.
happy friday.

x.

Myriam said...

Poor toes, they look so sad!

shoebox said...

This just shows that not everything on the rynways are hot :P

/Johanna from SHOEBOX
http://myshoebox.se

Tiffany said...

those toes, those toes! AH! so frightening!

Dana said...

OMG! I don't get it, they still look so "cool".. I mean, I'm sure they realize what's happening! They're not only models... they're great actresses as well!

Dana (MODAna) said...

Ok the photos of designer shoes are HILARIOUS and so true
sometimes I look at the closeup of runway shoes and it's so gross

Hunters Glory said...

some great pix but some ugly toes....lol

;)

LENORENEVERMORE said...

eeek....poor little chunky toes!
Nothing is perfect...yay....

...love Maegan said...

okay, those toes are grossing me out hardcore!!! They look like they're holding on for dear life!!

PorcelainBlonde said...

Very funny! It's refreshing to see less than perfect fashion images and it's good to be reminded of how much illusion there is in the fashion world :)

we wear things said...

haha... runway gaffes!

Cara Mia said...

cc, this post is hilarious! all i can think of is michael kors, season one of project runway, saying about wendy pepper's fiasco, "i look up and i've got boobies! boobies!"
:)
cara mia

Miranda said...

LOL i love you<3
those toes look so grotesque! ah!

LuVvy said...

You know, I really look forward to your posts. There is always plenty to oogle over!

'cept tha feeties! yech! Tough life indeed...after all that, I would at least expect to keep the shoes....right?

heh heh

Aliena said...

hahha what a great post!!! i'll be laughing for a while now... and have nightmares with those toes tonight!!!

The Lil Bee said...

OK not only are her toes spilling over, they are all sorts of heinous in that crooked witch-type yellow heel!

Despite the nip slips, however, that orange dress was literally my favorite look of the entire season. I might have to buy it.

STEFANIE said...

haha great post ^-^ Poor models with their toes sticking out... that must hurt!

kokostiletto said...

this post was hilarious! i can't believe models have to walk down the runway like that sometimes

camwhore. said...

oh my gosh... those toes are creepy XD hahaha

that picture with the stair is funny ;)

lol love dunkin donuts

Dana (MODAna) said...

I just unearthed an old velvet bag
what do ya say?

Dana (MODAna) said...

oops, that comment was obviously meant for oyur newer post about headwear :)